No sweeping exits or off stage lines

The story about the 44,000 wild horses in captivity destined for slaughter was sad and complicated and drew me to the typewriter like the ocean towards the moon.Wild Horses.jpgWild Horses back.jpg

This letter was 42 inches long and 12.5 wide. The clouds are from an unpublished series by Natural Curiosities, who I’m hoping will one day make these things into a book.

Tired of getting boring stuff from Ted Ward

Ted Ward is a controversial figure in direct marketing and the ad game in general. While he boasts the distinct claim to fame of havingĀ dreamt up the GEICO gecko, internet gossip about on-set behavior and general attitude don’t paint him in the best light. But to me, Ted Ward is a man to whom I’ve written three great letters who returns the favor by sending me a constant stream of bullshit. Here’s our journey, his letters omittedĀ because they’re way more boring than mine, which are pretty good.

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(back of letter)

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(back of letter)

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